Game: My Hill

Game: My Hill

Rules:
Each players' goal is to be dominant over the Hill.. players take the hill from each other in any way/shape/form, in a role playing manner. Creativity is suggested and violence is a must. Each post must end with "My Hill"

a pretty generic game I've seen around


I walk to the top of the hill, and stick a flag in the top bearing my emblem: the starfish.
My Hill

(we're allowed fedEx trucks, right?) I drive my fedEx truck over you and your flag. Now I've lost my job and the police are after me, but at least I got back my hill.

(Everything goes! ) my spirit posses a necromancer to revive me. I sneak around behind you and give you a firm boot to send you tumblinf away, and yell:
"THIS IS MY HILL!"

I trick that necromancer into making a copy of you and and send the other you to fight you and watch as you use the same moves on each other and then shoot both of you with a rocket while you two are distracted.
This is my hill fool!

i continue to for the necromancer to make an army of clones of myself, and build an army of me. i charge Taylor with numbers ranging in the thousands, overtaking his rocket.

My hill

I blast you all with a quantum observational shock-wave. Having been observed, your wave function collapses and the particle, you, ends up some where in france called the "Rue de la Charbonnière".
Having reached the top of the hill, I draw myself a circle of protection (the mtg kind, yes).
My hill.

I summon a portal from France to the base of the hill. The opening of the portal blows away your protection circle and gives me room to ride up the hill on my scooter. as i get close to you, i club you over the head with a baguette and yell <<C'est Ma Colline!!!>>>
(this is my hill)

I pull the hill out from under you. You fall. My hill!

I call in an airstrike of chuck norris, and get him to roundhouse kick you toi the south. My hill!

If Chuck Norris is involved, there's no point in us fighting over the hill 'cause it'll be his forevermore. Unless...
I ask Mr. Norris if he can make a boulder so big that even he can't move it. After he does that, he lifts the boulder. As the universe melts, I grab my umbrella and head for my tardis. With it, I save the hill, my hill.

I crash the Titanic into the TARDIS and steal the hill. I get back on the Titanic and I sail away with a toot on the horn as if to say "My hill!"

I stowed away on your ships little did you know. i climb to the top while its in your sizeable boat, and lay down to take a nap on MY hill.

I gently pick you up and put you in my abyss, which, for the mandatory violence rule, houses a rabid bear (also asleep, also drugged). Then I take a nap on my hill.

What is with everyone sleeping on top of my boat? We have rooms for that! (btw. I blow my fog horn which causes you to fall of the smokestack and off the ship into the sea. My hill)

I drag my hill into a room and lock the door and put my earplugs in. my teddy hill.

Finally! I crash into an iceberg causing the ship to sink and as it's dining I grab the hill and your teddy and swim away.

That's no iceberg, that's my TARDIS! When I got here, the chameleon filter turned it into an iceberg. Speaking of which, that hill of yours, it's actually a replica of my hill except filled to the brim with modern (55867 A.D.) explosives. my hill is still in my TARDIS where it's been this whole time, in the titanic room it made me. gl, hf with the explosive replica of my hill.


EDIT:
... (my future self) make(s) a second explosive hill replica and gently puts my present self on it, still asleep.

i tamed the rabbid bear, by pulling a thorn from its foot, which you no one was aware of until now. We are best friend. Screw your hill. i got my bear.
JK
I get the bear to blow the hinges off the door, and i pull out your ear plugs, roll you off and scream
"GET AWAT FROM MY HILL!"

I didn't see that coming. Fortunately, you left me with a time machine, so I'll just go back in time and... (see my last post)

I activate my destroy all TARDIS' button. You lose and the hill flats through space to me.

i build an army of space and time travelling robots. I uneash them into your dimension to take over the hill. Your efforts will be futile in protecting the hill from my army, which is capable of rebuilding themselves, and has laser weapon technology!! i hitch a ride on my personal robot, and reclaim from you my hill

i use an escape pod and self destruct all my robots. you will rue the day you stole my emblem young, kind man. but good can only get you so far! There is a rancor trapdoor at the top of the hill, which you didnt realize. and you falling into my trap makes the hill belong to me by default! MY hill!

I send Jabba the Hutt to you to reclaim his rancor and after he does that I walk in to the rancor pit and pick up MY hill.

oh.. well i gues i turn my escape pod around. i miss this turn to return to earth. not my hill (yet)