I Don't Like You (mtg card creation game)

I Don't Like You Game:

Pretty simple, make a card that completely pwns the last person's card. Then the next person makes a card that is a total win against your card, and so on. Try to make sure you don't make anything too overpowered, and flavor is always appreciated.

For example, if the last person posted:

Facevaulter (b)
Creature - Goblin Warrior (c)
(b), sacrifice a goblin: Facevaulter gets +2/+2 until end of turn
Boggarts get so excited when they find something new to smash that they really don't notice who gets underfoot.
1/1

Then I might post something like:

Righteous Missionary (1ww)
Creature - Human Monk (u)
Creatures can't be sacrificed.
1/1

Pigeon seeds (w)
Sorcery - put two 0/1 pigeon creatures with flying on your side of the battlefield.
The pigeons seemed more and more interested in the paper bag, and less afraid of the man in the hood.

Whirlwind (1rg)
Sorcery
Whirlwind deals 1 damage to each creature with flying. Tap those creatures.
Lousy pigeons.

Rise From The Wreckage (1br)
Enchantment
Whenever a creature or token you control is destroyed, if it is not
a Zombie, put a copy of that creature onto the battlefield.  It is also
a Zombie in addition to it's other creature types.
The need for seeds lasted through death

(NEW RULE: No use of Split Second in card abilities.)

Khorace, The Living (3ww) [fixed]

Creature - human paladin

Khorace, The Living gives protection from all creatures with zombie as one of their types.

"And with this, i seal your fate as a hollow puppet,"
-The Theriad

5/4

immunity?

Usurec, Bane of the Living (2bbb)
Creature - Demon (r)
First Strike
Usurec gets +1/+1 for each -1/-1 counter on Usurec.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, put a -1/-1 counter on each creature that player controls.
3/2

Khorace should instead read as pro-zombie, Calebdgm.

Ashen Funeral (3bw)
Sorcery
Destroy all creatures with -1/-1 counters.
You gain 1 life for each creature destroyed this way.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.

Berserker Mindfreak (2rb)
Creature-Demon Magister
Flash
an additional cost to Berserker Mindfreak, exile a creature from your graveyard
Berserker Mindfreak Deals 1 damage to all opponents when it eneters the battle field. You gain life equal to what another player gains this turn.
3/1
As the portal closed, the conjurer suddenly dreaded that what he had drawn out of it may not be as friendly as he hoped.

Void Charger (1)
Artifact (U)
Whenever a creature card is exiled, put a charge counter on ~.
At end of turn, Void charger deals damage equal to the number of charge counters on it divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or players. Then remove all charge counters from Void Charger.

Dry Oil Can (4)

Artifact creature
Flying
you can tap this card an leave it tapped. while Oil can is tapped, target opponent cannot activate artifacts activated abilities.
0/2
The grinding of gears this way is rarely a good sign.

Frail Machinery (2rr)
Enchantment
When Frail Machinery enters the battlefield, destroy all tapped artifacts.
Artifacts can not be tapped.
Tezzeret never thought the Myr Pinto was a good idea...

Thyloid Planescrawler (3b)
Creature - animal stag
(6b) Bestow
protection from red
gives +2/+2

ew. pro-colour is a cheapshot.

Sun/Stars
Sorcery/Sorcery
[Sun (3w)]
Destroy target enchantment. You gain life equal to it's converted mana cost.
[Stars (4bb)]
Whenever you gain life this turn, you may deal an amount of damage divided between target creatures or players within the amount of life gained.
Fuse: You may cast both of these spells at the same time for their combined mana costs.

Circle of Life (5)
Artifact
Whenever an opponent would gain life, you may pay (1). If you do, put a charge counter on ~ for each life that player would have gained.
(1): target player other than you gains 1 life.
(1), remove a charge counter from ~: you gain 1 life.

Scatterbrains (4b)

enchantment

as long as scatterbrains is on the field, each opponent discards a card at random and puts the top two cards from his or her library into their graveyard. they draw to match the number of cards which enter the graveyard this turn, in this way (3 per life: 1 per discard, and 1 per each mill)
"Now, where did I leave my glasses?"

Brain Harvester (ubg)
Creature - Zombie Librarian
You can't play cards from your hand.
You may cast cards from your graveyard.
When he learned all he could from the living, he went on to learn from the dead.
1/1

Personality Splitter (5bb)
wall - warlock hyptnotist

tap -> all players  flip their library into their graveyard, and shuffle their graveyard into their library, swapping the two.

1/7

"youre getting sleepy.. very sleepy.. NOW WAKE UP!"

Communal Decree (5wub)
Instant

Each player shuffles their graveyard into their library. Each player then divides their library into piles equal to twice the total number of players. Starting from the controller of Communal Decree, moving clockwise, each player selects one of an opponent's pile until no piles are left. Shuffle all obtained piles into your library. Each player's life total becomes 10.

"Now, where's that Hive Mind..."

Hesitant Interloper (3)
Artifact creature - Human wizard

Flash
Haste
When Hesitant Interloper enters the combat field, counter target multicolored spell.

"With patience, comes beauty"

~Though you must admit, you want Communal Decree to be a thing.[/b]~

Tezzeret's Humbling (3(b/Ф))
Instant

(Ф) is Phyrexian Mana, and can be payed with either 1 life or (b)
All artifacts on the field become 0/1 Thopter artifact creatures until your next turn.
"Even the mighty can be reconstructed."

Painful Memories (3BB)
enchantment

Everytime opponent loses one life, they discard cards from their hand equal to that amount, and put twice as many cards from the top of their library into exile as the number of life lost.

"I wish my problem was merely a vermin infestation..."

Unlawful Merchant (b)
Creature - Vampire
All damage is dealt to you in the form of poison counters.
His own mother doesn't know how he makes his tonics.
1/1